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independence day event on a dog's backAcross
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independence day event on a dog's back
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last 5 digits of your fish address
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theme park expansion idea rejected for being "too cold" and "in the middle of nowhere"
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religious conspiracy that makes a lot of sense, if you think about it
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"barbies girls" bands
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what the phantom does to the little kid in that book i was supposed to read in 4th grade but didn't and make my classmate write the book report for me, which is awkward because they just wrote the same thing for theirs but the teacher thought that they were cheating off of me, and i'm sorry i really had to get that off my chest i'm so sorry seymour
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related to umm the animo acid stuff with like the twists but not that one i mean the other one (i failed chemistry)
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scurvy-protecting citrus-and-alcohol beverage for pirates
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did elf
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what the famous baseball player who partially owns the minnesota timberwolves said to his spanish-speaking and unsure fan
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what people probably thought that architect dude's name was whenever he introduced himself
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__ wario (super wario 64 transformation after touching a silver cap)
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where the evil scientists kidnap you and splice your genes
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attici
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disappointing second clause after hearing there are donkeys on the other side of the ship
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unit of moon time (i dropped some letters at random, just to mess with ya. get it from the crossings loser)
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one of four on a ford explorer?
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what oscar winners must do
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my friend's reaction to my meme (he has been frozen cryogenically since 2016)
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new tongue twister i just came up with that means "my poop attacked a muslim" (i would never do it in real life)
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my ford vehicle who does not wave any pride flags
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my question to the fortune teller looking into the crystal ball (i have had reoccurring dreams of being the talent agent who casted thomas the tank engine)
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"ha, silly poor farmers getting bad scores on their tests"
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(LMAO) it's a... (hehehhe) record... (HAHAHAH) of time... (pffft) throughout history... (tehehe) that's usually plural... (BAHAHAHA I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE)
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surprising result in my personality test on every european capital (latvia ended up being quite introverted)
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shakespearean character who sounds like he has a lot of sins to make up for, in my new shakespeare play "gizmo and the king horse"
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grouping people with the same space disease together on the red planet to avoid contaminating everybody
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advil L, t__ (my colloquial results after taking every headache medication and rating them)
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they make stuff look bad
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my feeling when characters kiss at the end of a movie (don't fill me with that ideology)
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O__ (O)
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doge's reaction to the death of queen elizabeth
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"gizmo is the __ want to be" (kind of nice but sort of backhanded compliment i received)
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left shark collaborator perry
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beginning of an analogy that probably isn't worth your time
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a good half-kilometer, in chinese measurement
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what i did at the sports games con (i even got an autograph)
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backbone of the gizmo blog
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ben and jerry's decision when their frozen yogurts company failed
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much-read book by breastfeeding animals in training
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portmanteau i just came up with that means "made up a new word for a rich person's belongings"
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musical note i invented that only the best musicians can play
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"Acuesta what pulgada?", unspanishenglishatized
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former triangle cultist
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the insurance company with the hottest mascot, imho
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suffix meaning city, in a world where the letter o never existed
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batteries that i need changed every 48 hours... because i'm such a crossword-making machine! (pause for laughter)
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rachael ray, ron weasley, and rizzo the rat, for three
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apart; divided (in slang)
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helpful advice for a masseuse
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roomba inside a tesla, for one, for short
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shortly, shortly
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what i do when i find a vehicle pumping station
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skool urself
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common acronym for game show "America's Eat Talent", which i was in the semifinals of in season 8, under a false name and pretense
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ingredient in everything soup
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ending to company names in iowa
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iconic line from the twenty-seven musketeers
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bi suffix
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safe
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extremely good and kind christian cop (we haven't found one yet)
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star wars character een
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wha i did a he spors games con (i even go an auograph)
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civic from baghdad, perhaps
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wrongly utilizings
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"no booty shorts allowed", for one
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quora question whose top answer is "well, the car company has made great steps for environmental sustainability, and sparkling water"
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is worth a pretty penny who oversees marriage and finger magic and lives in jewelry heaven
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some magnons
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worried text to steve harvey after he doesn't show up to filming and asks when family feud airs
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brain scan performed in polynesia (cannot recommend. although it was very cheap, the scan was performed by a beach volleyball player midgame)
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compliment to me, all the time
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response after being asked to say a verb that starts with d
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how to erase your good grades and write in bad ones instead to trick your parents
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common opponent of the rock, in the ring
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explanation from a helpful snake
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one word on a switch, maybe
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crosswords is my most proud one, but tongs has to be up there too
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absolutely rock the verb conjugations when making a language (i did this several times in the making of gizmoan, which all of my crosswords would be in if it wasn't a smell-based language)
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turned into a grandparent over the course of 400 years
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negative contractions used to described groups who aren't trios
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what to do when someone asks you who played dwight in the office, and you don't remember his name correctly and don't bother to look it up so you spell it wrong (based on a true story)
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advice from yankovic's manager when he asked if he should be "normal yankovic"
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superhero OC of mine with milk powers
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__ cake (Is It Cake? reveal)
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what to do with clay
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what ue and way have
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queen who gave me the cold shoulder?
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instruction from a piece of paper
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3.14159 or so, the rest is just filler
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wrong hangman guesses from my friend when i picked the word vuvuzela
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the kung fu panda, respectfully
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21x21 crosswords is one for me
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it may smell like nice soap but taste like bad soap
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holy cow index, to fans
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lights, __, action (slogan in my movie where takes end before they begin, which is pretty trippy)
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