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publication that rejected this themeless puzzle, probably for not having enough obscure poetry in itAcross
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publication that rejected this themeless puzzle, probably for not having enough obscure poetry in it
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putting ayn in the wrong spot, so you have to try and find her using the "find my ayn" app
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special airport security force who pats down anyone who unintentionally spoonerized cocktail names
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why you can't open the little packets in packages and eat the gel (this is what the people in the emergency room told me, anyway)
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"we're in a rush, so we can't try and figure out how to sign that mixed condiment right now"
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place for higher-up training?
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got to get this off my chest... an object was taken by me and a local tour guide got comically hit in the head with my object in auvergne-rhone-alpes' capital's spot with lots of maps and pamphlets and stuff
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one unit of radiation of that thing again
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got kicked out of the gas station, perhaps (this is a theoretical)
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rudely terse calorie counter app
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google search for someone who wants to hurt their trash can, but in an ecofriendly way
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why i don't want to go to the vampire capital of zimbabwe
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"we should share money," in broken spanglish, by someone who just remembered the spanish word for money at the very end
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saturday transportation option in madrid
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neither hidden by a kangaroo or a pair of mints under the car's hood
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activity for astley fanatics at astleycon
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woody's lasso, for one
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character in the secret life of [REDACTED]
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why that guy didn't like the body of water which was a harbinger of the future
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painter francisco was in charge of the dudes, the tire company, and all the useful body parts, but the monkeys and good times were all me!
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result of dropping a sphere on your toe
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why it takes so long for them to make my asian noodle dish, i have to assume
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why former filipino boxer and senator pacquaio would be good at not cheating in basketball
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doctor's diagnosis when my blood tubes hurt after driving a miata through an important religious city in saudi arabia during the hindu spring festival
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advice from an evil cactus (not to be trusted)
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good weapon for blowing out someone's tire at high speeds, if you have really good aim
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how the college board's high school classes became younger again after getting hit with a bologna beam
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school-related souvenir: the appendage made out of gourds
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my official job title (sounds cooler than writer)
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loathing for christian fasting before easter
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like the outlands
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fuel gauge found in the second add-on to a letter
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why one of the first particles made after the big bang was slightly quieter
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where to watch sea birds race through alaska (it's rated low enough that kids can watch it!)
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make like terry ellis, dawn robinson, cindy herron, and maxine jones
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wave motions in charged particles
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what i'm going to do (2027 is now copyrighted, take that calendar manufacturers)
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what they should make another valley with, imho
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typed a skull emoji, to a shakespeare buff
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material found in hair, fingernails, and your basement
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two options: the general structure of a french acting show is one, the u.s. area where miami is found is another
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"you're giving italian rice sauna!"
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a short distance... uh... away from those bags that you can't feel on your lobes
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controversial statement
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four options: polynesian root, a thing controlled by your mouse, maryland seasoning, and a command to a music group if you want them gone
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why i can't watch puccini's opera (this one is canon)
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generalization of what's in your hippocampus
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why the puzzle isn't 23x23
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figures out that the video game PC controls have been switched up while trying to send someone an online message
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option given when drinking green onion tea
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"this is the fourth time you've conducted tomfoolery in a frenzied rush at the gym & pool complex!"
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warmer, if it was a different turn in a game
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question from james bond, i assume (i haven't seen this movie)
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event for slam poets with limbs akimbo
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weirdly symmetric princess of wales
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educational animated video that really gets you going
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how to stick tape together
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good painting to take a bath with
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how did i end up with a valid entry in this thing????? ahem.... put all your ducks in a row, perhaps?
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reaction to someone else's puzzle, maybe
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result of my copter launching off the building at supersonic speeds, with multiple rockets not approved by the us government
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the top half of the country was sick during a slideshow about not kissing someone in public
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why you should sleep with some mints and not drink diet coke
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question to someone who is sometimes immune to pain from upper legs
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where i go every day (i live at the famous spelling competition)
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where to see me on november 5th at the luxor!!!!! buy your tickets now!!!!
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"just follow me and run like your life depends on it. because it does," e.g.
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baked good made by a marvel actor, if he wore tweed and changed his name to include tweed in it
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speech & debate limbs
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nervously speaking card that is selected by me
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how dudes turn into rats in that one john steinbeck book, i assume
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what riley king is known as
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place to put a light piercing?
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my friend rick whose diagnosis is not very scientific (he died)
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lit up... not!
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