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One-stop shop for numeralsAcross
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One-stop shop for numerals
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Nickname that's just right!
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___ glob
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Emulate teeth, when braces are on
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Shape of a defective Cocoa Puff
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When I need to get an email back from Coby Howell (Coby if you're reading this please I'm in a bush and I'm so cold)
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Part 1 of a neat quip
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Where to hear someone yell "I-28!" that isn't a 28-year-old convention
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A food.
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You can "kinect" them to your Xbox!
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Part 2 of the neat quip
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My reaction when they don't put ice in my drink like I asked them to
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Run to the washroom?
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Reggie who said "Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
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On, like Old Smokey, or a sandwich
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Part 3 of the neat quip
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"Ha! You thought you were getting a promotion! Please pack your things by 2 PM today."
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Pixar short that climaxes with a woman voring her dumpling son
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A greeting.
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Strike that! (it's an abbr.)
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Sound of encouragement... or, part 4 of the neat quip
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Sherlock's lack.
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Apt rhyme for "in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day" (this clue was guest-written by ZAYN of ZAYN)
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His nibs, e.g.
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"Yes indeedy, that is right about the thing that you, my spouse, said I do"
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Part 5 of the neat quip
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Magic Tree House author Mary Pope ___ (not actually a Pope)
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Go amok, as 45-Across
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End of the neat quip!
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"Is that ___?" (let's be real, who in the hell would ever clue AYES like this. Actually wait I would. Nevermind this is a misdirect)
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"When you have a yeast infection... ___ trouble" (never tell this joke)
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You ask people what I am. People ask you what I am. But no one knows what I am. What am I?
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___ the rich (try EAT)
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Anime where Legoshi (wolf) almost vores Haru (rabbit) (hom.) (sing.)
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Character whose mask is "Frequently Bought With" a blue jacket and skeleton gloves, on Amazon
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One walking into a bar with a pries
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"It's-a me, ___!" (message from an olio)
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It's in the pen you take out when you need to write the letter M
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Award for the most-liked Instagram post?
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Super Size Me!
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Suck 'em! (nonstd.)
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Start eating, as Oreo pie
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"No indeedy, that is wrong about the thing that you, my spouse, said I do," say
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"The ___ that smiles bacc" (Goldfish!)
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Fla or tli
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City members who sang "Fireflies"
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Adjective for a failed musician
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Plan to steal the moon, e.g.
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"Yoko! Watch out for that semi truck! Shit, she can't hear us, she's wearing AirPods!"
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Dominate in, as Roblox
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___ O's (cereal with peri-peri)
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Piece of Oreo pie, say
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"Papa, papa ___" (Lady Gaga lyric, I think)
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Apt rhyme for Thog (bc that's how you are when Thog's around. unfortunately for you thog don't caare)
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Are & ___ (Spotify playlist)
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Quote from the audience members at every open mic I go to!!! (it's a poetry open mic and it hurts my feelings)
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OH, yes!!
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Makes like Thog and ___ (leaves, Thog-style)
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Get a pigeon or a child or a pigeonchild or Thog, e.g.
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The mom in "Bao" and others
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Ragers with no adults around, to teens
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Ice cream-collecting iOS game that I still play
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Adult entertainment site with categories "USB-C" and "USB Insertion"
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University where anal beads were invented: Abbr.
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The title of Among Us Twitch streamer TinaKitten's autobiography, if she had one
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Tar cleanse, e.g.
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Unique person from Reno (surprise ASSface! you can't escape)
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America'____
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"There's a lot ___ in this puzzle" (me, talking about Thog)
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1 Et Tu, Etui? puzzle an hour, e.g. (abbr.)
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___-fungible crosswords (new Morning Brew offering)
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This puzzle's clues have two of them
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de Armas whose autograph probably costs an Armas and a Legas!!
ok but nobody told me what updog was