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Put on a façadeAcross
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Put on a façade
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Swap
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Degrees that should, in my opinion, be called "overgraduate degrees"
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R&B singer Blige, known for her good taste in boots and intolerance of hateration
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___berry
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Site of a 1971 prison uprising in Upstate New York
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Short long NYC block
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With Tac, orange mints that are best eaten by the plastic boxful
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90s hair accoutrement featured prominently in high ponies and messy buns
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Back muscle, briefly
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"Porque no los __?"
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Playful
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Terrible name for a goldfish
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Interjection after making a 29-Across
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"Tit" for "tat", maybe
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"___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___ - everybody!"
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Cum rag, formally
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Money piñata, if you hit it with a bat hard enough
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Website where you can buy clown art from some weird dude in Staten Island
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2022 Cate Blanchett movie about being gay (I haven't seen it I have no idea what happens I'm guessing don't @ me)
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Williams of "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "The Twilight Zone" fame
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Beyoncé bop that really didn't need that Jay-Z feature (no, not that one, the other one) (no, the OTHER one)
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Fool pitier
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Hill and Christianity, for two
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Bygone text art medium that you can use to send your crush a "drawing" of Garfield
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Millions of Dunkin (TM) cups floating in the Asteroid Belt
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Gravitates
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"My ___ Could Mean Anything" - Lady Gaga song title that ironically doesn't mean anything
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Like pink flamingos or Pink Flamingos
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Emcee a party with
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Horror manga artist Junji, who authored "Uzumaki"
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"Welllllllllllll, lookie here!"
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When doubled, insufferable nickname for snow uttered by insufferable skiers
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French fashion house acronym
HELLO?????