Across
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___meal, a clumsy porridge?
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Welsh place that always makes me think I misstyped something
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Virginia ___, smokes for broads
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Gametes
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The O of O.P.P.
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I thought this was the Tyler Perry character, but now I know it's not, and I have no clue, I'm sorry
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The thing in "is this thing on?"
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Tropical rain forest or desert, for example
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Shaquille of shimmy cat gif fame
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It may lead to a bargain?
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Occasion that starts with me trying to be cool and charming with another nice girl, but after six too many drinks, ends with us sloppily making out at the bar without getting up from our stools, as described in my memoir, "2014: Summer of Swipes"
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!awooga
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They may be hot or secret
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Longoria or Mendes
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South American indigenous peoples who were invaded and massacred by the Spanish
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Chinese term for tea
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x or o
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Gunk
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Corn chip with a Cool Ranch variety
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When the right ear of your Dr. Dre-branded headphones goes out
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Shares the same puzzle in r/Crossword and r/Crosswords, say
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A show that's been unfunny for more than four decades running
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Don't bogart it
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Greek goddess and camera mogul?
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Undercoat
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An issue, informally
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Tiny hits
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When doubled, "We're gonna cut that off"
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Meat jelly and I'm sorry
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Brit Milah and Simchat Bat, for two
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The g of omfg
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Glazer, of 'Broad City'
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Factions
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Windows 95 startup sound composer
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Where to find chicks
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It's guarded on the pitch
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Go-to excuse for why I biffed that wide-open shot in Rocket League just now
Down
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Va-va-voom
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Spanish city known for its medieval walls
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Uploading a picture of you and your cat to your Discord server, say
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VIP on "Say Yes to the Dress"
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Banging or battling
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Second best response to an unexpected knock on your door after 'staying perfectly still and silent for an infinite amount of time until the person leaves'
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Vestige
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Best Poptart flavor (as the kids say "do not @ me")
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Adds
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You can kill a man, but you can't kill this, per Medgar Evers
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Type of sweats you get at a Brazilian steakhouse
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Good excuse to buy shit you don't need
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Thicken, as in a sauce
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A commercial, innit?
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Ways to show your family you care (...but not that much)
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Teaching occasionally featuring sin
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Street magician, apparently
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Pizza the ___
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Hullabaloos
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Check-up tests
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Word with "seas" or "season"
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Super math nerd
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Sings "My Funny Valentine" to one's cat, say
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Apologies, in Paris (................, IL)
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Whispers
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Matching features of some nauseatingly cute Christmas Card photos
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50d, e.g.
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Area of my brain that is brocan
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Dying field
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Princess voiced by Cameron Diaz
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Yoga pose most enjoyed by people who spend too much time online
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Sewer structure
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Lord of the Flies-esque Roblox game
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MVPs of April
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Something something alien org.
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Barrier for some in accessing SNAP benefits
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