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Rug that's hard to get cat barf out of (I find)Across
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Rug that's hard to get cat barf out of (I find)
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Lay down an audio book
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Dutch banking giant
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Scintilla
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Brainstorming sesh sketch
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Made exact change?
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Actor whose character famously realizes Keyser Söze's identity at the climax of "The Usual Suspects"
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Perón de Argentina
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Whence the boy band BTS
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Engages in some cheeky behavior?
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Jennifer of "Dirty Dancing"
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State of affairs, slangily
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Less rosy
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Zoomers, one day, to their blithely callous offspring
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Pink drink
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Bar that might not serve pink drinks
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Practice hooks
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Beefcake man candy in "Beauty and the Beast"
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Message ___ bottle
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Objectively the best Girl Scout cookie ... found four times in today's puzzle
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Poem preposition
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"No Exit" playwright
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Andean crop
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___ of March
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Brew made from a spice plant's seeds
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Perplexed
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Mom's mom
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Sub entry?
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Diamonds, but not rubies
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Amy whose Massachusetts accent wasn't half bad in "The Fighter"
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Pandemonium
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"Who's a good girl?" reply
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Burns poem misinterpreted by Holden Caulfield
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___ pal
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It's well-worn and soothing
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Chip, say
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Blonde Jovi ___ (it's a beer)
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Patronizes, as restaurant
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Eighty-six
Down
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"Gnarly, brah!"
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Ding Dong relatives
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Console featured in "Ready Player One"
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Newspaper
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Quick swig
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Raiser of Cain
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Move quickly?
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Rear-end
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Restorative justice
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Ankle bones
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Prefix with "center"
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"You have my attention ..."
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Word averred by a craven raven
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"Allow me to extend the warmest of morning greetings to you, fellow native Australian!"
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"Scrubs" star Braff
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Frankenfoods, briefly
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Binary pronoun
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Future M.D.'s test
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Nail polish brand
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Puncture
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"M.D." who may prescribe a TLC Rx
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Singles
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Ultimate implement, familiarly
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Address recently preceded by Amanda Gorman's rendition of "The Hill We Climb"
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Air gun used for critter control by farmers
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Grind
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"Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas" shuttle
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Hosp. section
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"does today's nyt crossword include the word ___?" (Twitter bot that also tracks usage of the word "tit")
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Stealing an SSN, say
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Sport that experienced a pretty hilarious match-throwing scandal at the 2012 Olympics
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Per
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Haka performer
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___ Gambino (producer of a lot of alleged hits)
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Georgetown athletes
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Involved story
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"O, I am fortune's fool! Alack and alas! Waaahhhh!"
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Scans you might take an Rx Xanax before
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Pop
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Tailors
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Trendy oil at a dispensary
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Winter holiday
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