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biometric feature on apple devices that negs you every time you just want to unlock your phoneAcross
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biometric feature on apple devices that negs you every time you just want to unlock your phone
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for some people, it's a humble winter garment. for taylor swift, it is apparently a source of some decade-long beef with jake gyllenhaal, about which i have very deliberately retained no other information.
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slips by, like the e-filing deadline for taxes
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"check THIS, fischer" - this woman, probably, who literally wrote the book on beating bobby fischer (chess grandmaster judit)
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it's not *not* a very small golden retriever
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your brain, on capitalism: "with its 475-horsepower hemi® v8, the ___ srt® 392 is the fastest, most-capable american 3-row suv offered by dodge!"
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ugly, hiccuping, hysterical, tear-stained-cheek-cry level: nuclear, flee city
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what's 'that' in spanish?
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stimulate
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unit of measurement for 'all bad bitches that keep their nails done', in the parlance of megan thee stallion
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i wasn't hugged as a child, i don't know what this means
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ball support
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2016 mega-hit for childish gambino
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maverick's coach jason, who's no joke
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yellow, flowering herb with dubious medicinal application
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rats (out)
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hardly the hulk
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you'll find them bottomless at brunch
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'mob wives' star big ___
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add to the pulsating, sentient being that is your browser window, replete with 692 other webpages that have been idling and draining your cpu for months because you never know when you'll need to reference that article about ios 15 from september 2021
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kim ___-hyung (bts member who coined the term "i purple you", later used in a unicef anti-bullying campaign)
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"neglected for now, but yo, it ___ be accepted / that what? that life is hectic" (c.r.e.a.m., wu-tang clan)
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hole goal?
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"i see it, i like it, i want it, i bought it" implication
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website for the news, a daily crossword, and an endless, giant omelette made of dinosaur eggs that sits atop a tyrannian plateau and introduced millennials to socialism
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"i'm not trying to scare you... i'm trying to prepare you... these people are children of ___ born in the fires of chaos..." (legendary @solomonmissouri tweet thread)
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periodical with an annual 'best of beauty' awards
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used docusign®
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sequential skincare segments
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relief providers
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not butch
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crosstina aquafina, e.g.
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"oh yeah? hold my beer"
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hyperbolic genre for the most boring shit you've ever read in your entire life
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'la ___ bonita' (madonna song with an accompanying video where she plays a """passionate latina""")
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syndicated advice column that, ironically, inspired a huge rivalry and estrangement between the writer and her sister
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shuffled through and then ignored or thrown away or incinerated, like mail
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iron___ (incredibly sturdy)
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skeptics or conscientious objectors to religion, math, diet pepsi, et. al.
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sneeze sources
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pretended
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saucy slice slingers that debuted a fast-casual concept in 2013, because mall food courts were apparently not fast or casual enough for them
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blender setting that's somewhere between 'not even crushing ice' and 'jet engine taking off in my kitchen'
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'peace up, a-town down' hand gesture
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[biting my knuckle and twirling my ponytail while i watch [redacted memphis grizzlies center] clothesline someone during a game]
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yung joc: "___, meeny, miney, mo" me: "HOW MANY BITCHES FROM THE CLUB WANNA GO?"
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script writers?
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rod for one of those weird surveying tripods
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ostensibly the secret ingredient at bikini bottom's only eatery, which raises some uncomfortable questions about crustacean cannibalism
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chicken-of-the-sea sandwich
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obtain a legally witnessed signature on a temporary guardianship agreement for your houseplants before going out of town for the weekend (alt. spelling)
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'solid ___ rock' (ashford & simpson song, or fodder for an arrested development gag)
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coats on statues?
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doles out
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poirot role (abbr.)
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"i'm wise for my age" (you aren't)
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peer group?
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it's sent par avion
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faux-velvet fabric featured heavily on the ice dance/figure skating circuit
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ed of 'up' (brevity is the soul of wit)
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thorough assessments of your character, outfit, incredibly poor life decisions, etc.
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"___ and away"- my driver's ed teacher yelling at me about how to angle the wheels to park on a steep incline, of which there are none in chicago
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mysterious seeds you may find in an eponymous terracotta creature or my aforementioned blender
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high-school-yearbook-ese for 'we will *not* be hanging out over break'
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