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JugsAcross
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Jugs
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Missouri has the tallest one in the world
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Novelist John Kennedy
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First black NHLer Willie
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R from RPG (the PG isn't propelled grenade, no rebus this time folks)
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"So, what are you __ ___?" - what I am led to believe is the first question asked to every person in jail from every prison drama, tv comedy etc.
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Number of fucks I have left to give after [insert mild inconvenience here]
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Butt stuff
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Softly, in sheet music
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Hipster professor on a Last Crusade?
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I like my Starbucks like I like my men: ____ (okay actually not with the coffee, I need more than that)
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When doubled, a sichuan noodle named for the street food vendors who sold it. When singled, actor Levy
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Abbr. on a mortgage statement or calendar
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Succubus, for one
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Short hand for Ryan Murphy's scary show that usually starts off pretty strong, but inevitably flies off the rails like when a minotaur showed up in Coven
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What to do for high impact?
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Nada. Nothing.
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Something taken by Spielberg, Curry, and that guy drinking fireball at the bar
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Rhapsody in Blue's opening by a Star Wars smuggler?
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What to never tell 38A
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Floor ___ Damon - what I call the Good Will Hunting ___ that says "How'd you like dem apples?" instead of "Welcome"
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Foreign delegate in NYC
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Fancy pasta sauce namesake
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What potential often turns into?
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Bottom's bottom
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Prefix with match and fire
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South American empire once known as the Realm of the Four Parts
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Purina protagonist in the The Fugitive?
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Top off, for a printing press
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"You kill rich people and take the organs from them, 'cause there's a lot of poor people who need those for transplants. And of course, for food. And as we all know, rich people's organs are a delicacy. We would force feed them organic grains, get them all plump and fat, the organs juicy and succulent like __ gras." Hari Kondabolu on Health Care
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Length times width
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What is up one's sleeve proverbially (realistically, I'm wearing full sleeves in texas, you think I'm not sweating on this thing they aren't going to notice?)
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Impressive take in film
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Something Layna does while Josh just burns
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At some point this was a word that meant "mistake" but theres no way a modern reader would take that as their first definition
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Corn units
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French diminutive female suffix seen in words like Smurf____ and Toad____
Down
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Braxton or Collette (not Soprano)
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Anemic's need
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What I don't do to the (now dead) plants that were once described to me as "low maintenance"
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When you ___ __...
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Like some soil after a good plowing, some dirty dirty soil
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First name for a clown or a president
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Clash of ____s: an online advertisement you've seen a lot
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What the little spoon just wants to be
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Coffeeshop polling station, occasionally
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Vegetable famously similar to an ogre
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"End __ __ Era" - me, anytime a toothpaste flavor I like is discontinued
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Star or ranger varieties
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Son of Aphrodite. Husband of Psyche. Father of Hedone. What a name dropper.
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Painter's prop
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Artist behind the best selling album of the 21st century (conveniently named 21)
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Hate but not in the cute way like how I hate tomatoes, real hate
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Devil's apparel?
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"Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud, that was super _____, I meant to say I wanna do cutesy stuff, like pillow fight or go swimming commando"
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Workers of the world _____ - Marx in a puzzle bay-bee
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Bengals? In OHIO? Where? No, I don't have time for the whole thing, just the first 3 letters
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Now in San Jose
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What scares trypophobics
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Train stations
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Includes (your boss (unnecessarily))
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Gov. ID
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"Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!" - _____ Paradise
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Also ___. - what we wish Mayo Pete had stayed, rather than a transportation secretary in a time of "oh, well, you know, the supply chain :("
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Actor Stanley who shouts "THE HUNGER GAMES" in the movie The Hunger Games
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Football player most often berated with "You had ONE JOB"
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"It may not be canon, and I think the data is on my side here, but I think Bert is ______ than Ernie. Just one woman's opinion."
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Squids or tattoo artists
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The kind of meat a 50's bully is gonna make you
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Ebb
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Modern day word for dull...or an old timey word for sex worker apparently.
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"Divorce Capital of the World"
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Knives Out director Johnson
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"A Fee, A Fi, _ ___, A Fum" - Giant counting in his weird scat band
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Plague but cutesy-like
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Who deserves to be beaten with a baseball bat, according to the Ramones.
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2nd chance for resolutions, plus its only for a month*, I see the appeal *I have been informed this is 40 days, I see less appeal
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Settle (into)
Ford the river
