Across
1
Out of it
5
(Get) some
9
Ruler ousted in 1917
13
Car brand that sounds like a belly button
14
Archaic, archaically
15
Say "this is my thing now," say
17
"Holy shit, get up before that apple hits you!" ?
19
Orange soda brand whose ads featured a quartet of Latinas "invading" America!?!? WTF!?!? (OK fine that's kind of a stretch but those ads were pretty cringe, right?)
20
"where u at?"
21
POTUS from the Lone Star state - yeehaw!
22
Harass the "Crazy Train" guy?
23
On the flip side?
25
Brand that slanders poor, innocent cockroaches for profit >:(
27
Last page of a DIY book?
33
Ruler ousted in 1979
36
Travel by air
37
Pleasure center
38
Puff piece?
39
Lt. ___ (Pokemon character whose name I'm only now realizing is a double pun because he's both an electric-type trainer and a military guy)
41
Indy film antagonists?
42
Coral corral
44
Actor Esparza who was a good Bobby in "Company" IMO
45
TV girlboss with an "extraordinary playlist" (please ask me about how this show is a paean to surveillance capitalism, I have a lot of thoughts on this)
46
Cicada seasons?
49
47
Don't 47-Down
50
"Seize her!!!"
54
"What's the deal with acne?" ?
58
Thing with juice all over it, possibly
59
Here and queer (get used to it)
60
With singular purpose
61
Post-butt stuff stuff?
64
Original strategy
65
Sticky stuff
66
Big name in Celtic cheese
67
"...and these other choads"
68
Self-defense class target
69
Big name in Dutch cheese
Down
1
Out of it
2
Home to Ecuador's Carondelet Palace
3
Award from the Mystery Writers of America
4
Loud noise
5
Hits that may make you say "ow" twice, aptly
6
"Let us begin with this: the front sleeve of the album features a radar image of the Ganges delta. Delta, see? That is the actual name of this band: the delta symbol, indicating mathematical difference. Difference, see? This is because this band wants to make a difference. So why are they regularly called ___, then? Because apparently this is how you type out the delta on a Mac keyboard." (opening paragraph of George Starostin's review of "An Awesome Wave" (2012))
7
Words with a nice ring to them?
8
Place to chillax
9
"Meat" between two buns ("meat" is in quotation marks - you know what that means)
10
Panache
11
It's "completed" on an Italian's birthday
12
Saltine alternative (Salternative)
16
His jersey number on the Tune Squad was... an exclamation point?
18
Airline whose name is Spanish for "the Al," I think
22
A teensy ___ (amount I care about dupes in puzzles)
24
Subject of the licensed biography "Good Grief"
25
Change how thou art seen?
26
Eraser which is inedible, ironically (or aptly, depending on whether you think [REDACTED] is food)
28
The suffix
29
The Khloe of the 20th century
30
___ facto
31
"Hard pass"
32
Site whose retailers are 86% women
33
Attempt
34
"Hotel Rwanda" extra
35
Comprehensive
40
Talks about hillbillies or some shit? IDK I didn't watch the movie
43
Rhyme with "miracle spiritual," apparently
47
49
Don't 49-Across
48
Red stuff in a vein
51
Song with staggered start times
52
POTUS from the Lone Star state - yeehaw!
53
Hot water?
54
Electric onomatopoeia
55
Like one prone to lying
56
The lesser choice, in Black Sheep's "The Choice is Yours"
57
___ fides
58
Electric onomatopoeia
61
"Garfield Minus Garfield" protagonist
62
"Check it out later" letters?
63
"Enter the Dragon" star
Go the F to Sleep
