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Write a macron over a long syllable in a dactylAcross
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Write a macron over a long syllable in a dactyl
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Syncopated form of a French term of address
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Shocked
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What you all say when you do my puzzles
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Tuscan river
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___ return, aka a birthday
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Boytoys
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What I, a dickhead New Yorker, imagine a farmer says after they see a cool cow or something
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Left of center?
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37
Drinks available at the establishment in 37-Across that are suitable for consumption in any weather
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4___, trash can of the Internet
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Age
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Test that I will eventually have to take if I ever decide to go to grad school (don't make me do it)
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Lil' angels
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Ooey-gooiest
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Desire that eats away at you?
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Fenty founder, briefly
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Glass, whose voice every comedian seems to have an impression of
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21, 56, 24, 32, 60
I'm worth it, okay? Have your people call my people or whatever. Do you want your engagement boosted or what? Idiots.
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Huge goblin
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Agency that urges you to stand clear of the closing doors, please
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Like a moldy basement (no, not a euphemism)
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Bugs Bunny, e.g.
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Spartan
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___ bitch, ___ lover, ___ child, ___ mother, ___ sinner, ___ saint
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___ Moines
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Amo, amas, ___ (what, you don't know the third person singular present active indicative form of the Latin verb "amare"? read a book)
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Fuck you, pay me - me, making a deal with the establishment of note in 37-Across
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Live ___
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___poets, Twitter account that posts mysterious weekly horoscopes
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A sensible 74 on the thermostat, as per Jujubee
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Places where you may hold out for a hero (I don't know why I keep writing Bonnie Tyler clues)
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Operatic solo
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You might pump it or eat it (no, not a euphemism)
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Skilled
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Narcs
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It's the word
Down
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Foot bottom (no, not a euphemism)
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"Pronto!"
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Strong Bad, in the Homestar Runner canon
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Form of dance created in Japan during the 14th century
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Tell him, baby girl, because he needs to know
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67
Plural of 67-Across
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Positive side of a battery
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Kremlin city
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Cher Horowitz's catchphrase
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Sport with lots of shushing
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Hedge-y verb used in many headlines
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Curved swords
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Default
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Endangered language spoken by people native to Hokkaido
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Native New Yorkers
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The establishment in 37-Across thinks that they ___ obligated to 56-Across, but they are incorrect
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Where you may get a three-foot-long receipt while No Doubt's "Don't Speak" plays over the speaker
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Homosociality, frankly
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___, this is STILL a Wendy's
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"feel u"
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Kind of bike that the establishment in 37-Across once sold as merchandise
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"Lemme think about it..."
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Packed theater caveat
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Information seldom given by 44-Across
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Playstation 2 classic where you're a little prince who rolls up the world
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Never a duplicator
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43-Across who has a side quest for you, maybe
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Bug that screams every 13 or 17 years, depending on the species
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Entertained
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Keratin segment at the end of some snakes' tails
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Meal for a hummingbird
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Ass
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He-Man's twin sister
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Have a nice one, see you next fall loser
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Hornworm, to a parasitic wasp
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Verb in "LED"
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People who might see how much money you spend annually at the establishment mentioned in 37-Across
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Enter key, on Discord
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Detail in a sweater
Fuck You Pay Me
